Lyrics

I remember it now like it was yesterday
The sound of my truck driving away
It slowly sunk in as truth starts to dawn
That my self-driving pickup and my dog were gone

How the dog got in I never will know
But once he did it was “Go puppy Go!”
Heard the radio playing his favorite songs
Then my self-driving pickup and my dog were gone

Damn that A.I. it’s just taking over
It stole my truck and won my dog over
I cashed in some Bitcoin and bought me a beer
Filed an online report, now I just wait to hear
(GPS location is not currently enabled for that device)

My heart is broken I’m deep in despair
I was not prepared for the emptiness there
Stunned and blindsided I could not believe
My two best friends would just up and leave

Well the truck has a tracker and the dog has a chip
But somehow that A.I. has blocked me from it
I’ll change my ways if they would return
Then I’ll teach that A.I. just how I can learn

Damn that A.I. it’s just taking over
It stole my truck and won my dog over
I cashed in some Bitcoin and bought me a beer
Filed an online report
Damn that A.I. it’s just taking over
It stole my truck and won my dog over
I cashed in some Bitcoin and bought me a beer
Filed an online report, now I just wait to hear
(Your call is important to us) Now I just wait to hear
(I found an article about dogs) Now I just wait to hear
(would you like me to read it?) Now I just wait
(I’m sorry Dave I can’t let you do that)
To hear